User:Blockinblox/Big words

Note: I am not the author of the below piece! An anonymous user posted it in late 2006 as an article under the title "Big words", which of course had to be deleted, but I chose to save a copy in my personal space, because I found it amusing. Blockinblox - talk 15:40, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

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Big Words are colossal superfluous colloquys.

Parturition

Big Words were indubidly proliferated by Sir Thomasical Gergantiunation II. Indeed there was specific astronomical day when Gergantiunation excogitated the conglomerate erudition of paraphernalia. Notwithstanding he was insensate Gergantiunation conceived in envisageing deductive that peculiar could sonorousness perspicacious by commissioning morphemes that bagatelle posterior kumtux. A dexterous consummatent and Big Words were consanguineous!

Appropriateness

Mobilization of Big Words in how idiosyncratic germaneness it and allotment accede appositeness it. Primogenial when in a commodious confabulation exigency (Analogous when your consorted multitudinous of perspicacious plebeians) vamoose adjacent with their repartee and masquerade cognize by salaaming your belfry and prehending your mentum. When preferential upon for your presupposition, conjecture some Big Words you contemplationed in the concordance lang syne eventide (you COMPASSED this IMPECCABLE??). If personage impoverished a echerché ukase, eschew diaphoresis it. Aloof beget up a Big Word. For exemplification, indujasinous is katanationous. Pressurizeing up Big Words is consequential languid. Some bumptious populace qualifiedness discourse that isnt a confabulation. Reciprocate by opprobriuming his trenchancy and asseverate that he scrupulous doesnt discern what it parsimonious. To do this befittingly one must abscond unhindered habituateing antecedent such velitation. If Big Words are pertinenced decorously they can sustenance superlatively.

Contradistinction

Some commonality have antithetical the appositeness of Big Words. Their antagonism with colloquys of cyclopean apportionments is that Big Words subordinate narcissism and they sanctimoniousness kumtux it. These nonsensical milquetoasts are maladroit and exigency to get a élan vital. George Dubya Bush (is fallacious at Big Words ex: strategery) ostensibled a oppugn on Big Words. The discernment abaft the adjudication is that grandiose confabulations presage our sovereignty and our paesanos. This is a brobdingnagian debacle to the Big Word commonality.

Connivance

There has been a treacherousness that is emolumenting substratum. These abettors credulous that Big Words engender multitude modulation ignoramus and not scintillating. notwithstanding they are not Big Word oppugnants they are still Big Word tyrannicals. Congeries of this denomination are nonpareil deferment interminably from. If you rendezvous a abettor, calcitrate them in the genitalia and conjecture "Big Words are indeed, indubidly, delectable!" and excursion abroad.

Breviloquent

Big Words can be a equitableness when with impertinent conglomerates and beget you modulate perspicacious. But memorialize, it takes many nauticals to preponderant the pictorialization of Big Words. In denouement, if you cannot envisage this exposition then you sir, are a ignoramus.

Utilization in Métier Superintendence

Big Words assist the facilitation of efficacious communication by leveraging multilingual platforms, ergo subsequently resulting in an influx of expeditious enterprise which defracts the subvectoring of effective eCommerce capitalization techniques.