User:Derpdart56/What Wikipedia definitely isn't

This is a comedic essay/list thingy. Feel free to add your own!

Wikipedia isn't a loaf of bread

It will not come prepackaged.

Wikipedia is not any of these Jojo things

Stands

It won't yell "ORA" when it punches you.

The Arrow

You will never reach the truth.

Josuke

It won't insult your weird hair- wait there's someone at my door.

Simple Wikipedia is not a video game.

En.wiki does though!

Wikipedia isn't Discord

Don't ping mods every hour.

Wikipedia isn't an advertisment

Wikipedia Is A Free Encyclopedia That Any One Can Edit Join Now at Wikipedia.org

Wikipedia shouldn't be vandalized

Actually, this is A GARjfdjsljlfjfasjkljklf poop

Wikipedia is a Website on The Internet.

This page about Wikigeography can be expanded. Click here to edit.

Wikipedia doenst hav tyopes.

Because poor literacy is... having to re-edit your page.

Wikipedia is not complete

It never will be....

Wikipedia is not... A place... For... Cliff... Hang... Ers....

yes....

Wikipedia is not a place for improperly formatted titles.

Wait what?

Wikipedia is not Roblox

WHERE'S MY WIKIBUCKS

Wikipedia is not a place for sponsors.

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Wikipedia is not r/dankmemes

But thanks for the gold anyway stranger

Wikipedia is not Twinkle, warning templates or CheznwBot

November 2020

Warning! You are doing a bad joke. This is your 2nd warning.

Wikipedia is not

A separated joke.

Wikipedia is not any of these

Among Us

Who's the Impostor?

Fortnite

Galactus won't come to eat the wiki.

Minecraft

Your sword has broken, craft a new one to fight vandals.

Wikipedia is not:

A Bear

It isn't?

Free Credit Report Services

W-I-K-I, That spells wiki...

/b/

We won't capture any flags.

Wikipedia is not The Foundation

Article number: SCP-9999

Object Class: Safe?

Special Containment: None

SCP-9999 is a free encyclopedia service titled "Wikipedia".

Wikipedia is not hyperrealistic

HE EDITED MY ARTICLE WITH HYPER REALISTIC HANDS AND TEXT AND I SAW IT WITH HYPER REALISTIC EYES

Wikipedia is not a bad creepypasta

He entered the room and edited articles, not noticing behind him that Wikipedia had killed him...

Wikipedia isn't any of these really spooky things

FNaF

Survive all five nights!

Slenderman

piano player passes out

Lavender Town

Someone call the ghostbusters!

Wikipedia is not any of these popular things

Fortnite, again

c u b e

Amogus

When the impostor is sus! O_O

A tree

We don't produce oxygen.

Wikipedia isn't any of these memes/popular games

Big Chungus

Somehow canonized.

Friday Night Funkin'

beep

Wikipedia is not COVID-19

We are pretty infectious with knowledge though.