Colonel Battaleaxe

December 2010

Welcome, Colonel Battaleaxe!

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Gordonrox24 | ^Talk 19:48, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

Thank you!--Colonel Sanders (talk) 19:50, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

If ya' didn't know, he's one of the illogicopedians. I kidnapped him I told him He dragged his own ass here. Mr. Berty (seasons greetings!) ^talk/_stalk 07:58, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

Username.

Hey man. Thanks for stopping by the Simple English Wikipedia. It's great to have you around. I'm just a little concerned about your username. As Colonel Sanders is the founder of KFC, and he is now found on the KFC logo and in other promotional objects, I'm afraid your username may be a violation of our username policy because the name could be seen as promotional. If you want to stay around and help out here, which I hope you do, I would suggest thinking about a username change. It can easily be done. :) Think about it, and we'll what other people think as well. Thanks! --Gordonrox24 | ^Talk 16:29, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

Promotional? Why is not blocked on RW? Mr. Berty (seasons greetings!) ^talk/_stalk 16:54, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

Because that wiki is not a wiki belonging to the Wikimedia Foundation and therefore has its own rules regarding what form usernames can take. As has been explained before, all that matters is the policies of this wiki - what goes on elsewhere does not concern us, generally speaking. Goblin 16:56, 30 December 2010 (UTC) I ♥ Juliancolton!

I left a message on Gordon's page, kay?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders (talk) 16:59, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

We're OK

We've been unblocked now at illogicopedia. Come come now. Mr. Berty ^talk~_stalk 22:35, 31 December 2010 (UTC)

Aye. I will have to get back with the Weird Al stuff.--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 22:45, 31 December 2010 (UTC)

What do you need to do to get blocked on a place like illogicopedia? Post stuff that makes sense? :P Normandie ^Talk! 11:09, 1 January 2011 (UTC)

No, most same reasons here. Vandalism, being unkind, whatever. We were being uncivil. Mr. Berty ^talk~_stalk 11:12, 1 January 2011 (UTC)

Aye, we mistook a genuine editor for a vandal possibly from Encyclopedia Dramatica.--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 15:11, 1 January 2011 (UTC)

No no no no

The retirement message is wrong. I actually feel bored of attacking ED. Mr. Berty ^talk~_stalk 17:51, 2 January 2011 (UTC)

Fine. Fix it. I'm never stepping foot in that place again. If you need me, I'll be here, RW or MW. Thank you, sir.--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 00:25, 3 January 2011 (UTC)

On second thought, just have it deleted.--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 00:28, 3 January 2011 (UTC)

If you want it deleted, you should really come by and have it deleted yourself; no more operating through a proxy who doesn't even know the interwiki links. Seriously, what's going on? This reeks of strangeness. --Isarra (talk) 21:50, 3 January 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I wasn't operating from a proxy, but rather a mobile device. And I returned to the Illogicopedia anyway.--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 17:41, 4 January 2011 (UTC)

And by the way, who are you?--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 17:43, 4 January 2011 (UTC)

That's Athryia on her wikipedia account. Mr. Berty ^talk~_stalk 17:45, 4 January 2011 (UTC)

I see. Well, I've made a return to Illogic and hope I will be welcomed back, even reluctantly. Nice to see you, good fellow. Godspeed! (seriously, I gotta stop stealing RW in jokes)--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 18:16, 4 January 2011 (UTC)

Yes, and I'm now on RW! Mr. Berty ^talk~_stalk 18:30, 4 January 2011 (UTC)

How about you two keep this chat elsewhere, as none of this is really appropriate for SEWP as it's completely off topic. I'm sure neither of the two of you want the formal warnings etc, so just a friendly reminder. :-) Goblin 20:55, 4 January 2011 (UTC) I ♥ Chenzw!

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Erm, Colonel, go on IRC for this chat, as I don't do emailing. Mr. Berty ^talk~_stalk 18:12, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

For your welcome message. --WizardOfOz (talk) 20:53, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

No problem.--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 21:01, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

Same here! (to Mr. Colonel Sir :) || Fishly (talk) 13:10, 13 November 2011 (UTC)fishly

No problem!--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 13:15, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

Junkie

Sorry about my mistake. --Crobau (talk) 04:43, 14 November 2011 (UTC)

No problem. Please just try to write something encyclopedic.--Colonel Battaleaxe (talk) 04:44, 14 November 2011 (UTC)